Brrrrrrrrrr
This is bullcrap. Frrezing rain, sleet and snow. Wintry mix is an asshole. Around 1:30 or so, we were looking out the window at the poor unfortunate soul in the parking lot. Diligently scraping at his windshield and making no progress whatsoever.

"He doesn't even have the car running; he's never going to get it cleared."

"Look at his plates--California. He doesn't know what he's doing."

"He's not even wearing a coat!"

I couldn't watch him chipping away slowly at the tiny hole he'd made. So I went down to tell him to start up the defrost.

"I'm from California; I've never had to do this before!"

Our office closed at 2:30 today. My boss said this is the first time she's ever closed the office for weather. After about half an hour of car cleaning (and helping others) I was on my way. People were being ever-so-careful driving that my average speed on the way home was FIVE. In the end, despite leaving my desk so early, I didn't even get home until 5.

Oh fuck. Thunder outside.

This killed me; I think I may have snorted: