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Yeah, Bitch, That's What I Thought.
I intimidated a 10-year-old yesterday.

It was fun.

I don't know for sure that he was 10, but he looked 10-ish to me. ANYWAY, I just got back from working out and I was heading back into the house and there were two kids hanging around by the walkway of my building, one on a skateboard and one on a razor scooter (Dude, 1997 called, it needs its wheels back). So I glance over at Skateboard Kid as I'm walking and he calls out, "What are YOU lookin' at?"

So, I stop smack in front of him and stare him dead in the eye, eyebrow arched with authority.

Immediately his eyes get HUGE and he sputters, "not you!"

With a nod and an "uh-huh," I walk up the steps with a smirk of self-satisfaction.

That's right kid, don't be a punk. Especially if you're really just a twerp.

"One less bastard child conceived by morons. The world is HAP-PAY!" --Clerk, Veronica Mars

The CW is giving Veronica Mars access to the WB galaxy of guest stars: Logan Huntzberger as Charlie Stone, brother to... LOGAN Echolls. (But shhhh, he's a faker.)

Have you heard of a "boyfriend pillow"--those cushy pillows with the little armrests, popular in dorm rooms the world over?

Meet the next generation. This one rubs your back, too. The Homedics Massaging Back Rest. Holds your drink at the same time--if only it could make the drink for you.


We had Cardinals Day at the office today, so I wore my Cardinals t-shirt and my Cardinal Red 3-inch heels. I love tall shoes. Go Cards. Kick some ass.