littlebitocd (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} littlebitocd) wrote,@ 2005-12-05 13:47:00 |
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| Entry tags: | babies, diet, disney, tv |
I am Offended on Your Behalf
I was watching "How I Met Your Mother" tonight, when I heard a phrase that offended me to my core. Are you ready for it?
"Cute girls don't come from Buffalo."
Uh, Kim. You're a weird freak-o. Why in the world would that offend you? You've never even been to Buffalo.
True dat.
HOWEVER: I do know Lisa Nasca, and she is VERY cute, and VERY from Buffalo. I am offended on her behalf. Neil Patrick Harris and Writer, who do you think you are?
Evidence:
See? Cute. Drippy, but cute.
On an unrelated note, Gretchen and I have decided to take Jessica Simpson under our wings. We're going to help develop her into a better person. We're going to start off by getting her to read a book. I'm recommending "Horton Hears a Who." It's a bit of a mystery, I think that will intrigue her.
Also, Gretchen said I can't call her child Slug after it is born. Single tear. Pouty lip.
Randomly: I've taken to using the terms "Freak-o" and "Crazytown" lately. Anybody have any ideas where I may have gotten that from?
SKINNY NOTE: I've lost over 6", 4 pounds & 1% body fat. My pants are looser.
